I've lost my mind! I actually paid money to have a rodent in my house. Don't we usually pay money to get rid of rodents?

All Audrey wanted for her Birthday (despite my discouragement) was a pet gerbil. I sent her on a scavenger hunt where at the end she found the cage and all the fixings. Later that day we went and picked out a female black gerbil she named Skittles.